Sex dolls, which one to pick?

Sex dolls. Blow-up Bettys. Inflatable girlfriends.

If you’ve encountered one, chances are it was at a party or some similar event. Many people consider sex dolls a novelty or a joke, suitable for blowing up and tossing around in the crowd at soccer games, or using as a raft in the pool. But consider this: some high-end sex dolls cost up to £7,000. That’s no joke. Why would anyone shell out that much for a fuckable mannequin? Let’s take a closer look at the world of virtual lovers and find out.

Sex dollsBlow Me (Up)

We’ll start with what everybody’s already familiar with: the classic blow-up doll. Take the bottom of the line model, a simple vinyl or PVC number with no extras like the Nicci Sex Doll for only £14.99. This really is only suitable as a prop for bachelor parties and the like. Or as a companion for very sad, very broke, very hard-up men. Or as an extra “passenger” to get you through the carpool lane. Of course, the packaging for these sex dolls usually features a photo of a luscious real woman, but if you believe the contents of the box bear any resemblance to an actual flesh-and-blood model or porn star, I’ve got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you.

Perusing the selection of sex dolls online, you’ll notice there’s a big price gap between the lowest-priced models and the next tier up, which go for around £100 to £200. Why the increase when these sex dolls look as shockingly as the cheaper ones? These babies come with exciting features that add to your pleasure – vibrating pussies, Cyberskin mouths, inflatable vaginas (like this naughty girl Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll at 229.99). Of course, all this hardware is still mounted on the same basic inflatable chassis, maybe dolled up with a more humanoid face and some “real” hair.

Sex dollsYou’re Into Solid

To truly experience the ultimate sex doll experience, however, you’ll need to take out a small loan. Solid silicone sex dolls are the Cadillacs of virtual lovers, and they cost almost as much as a Caddie. These models are full-sized replicas of real women, molded from solid but soft and flesh like material. Some makers let you customize your doll’s body type, breast size, hair and eye color, etc. You can design your dream girlfriend, or replicate your favorite ex.

 Investing in a top-of-the-line sex doll is a bit of a commitment. Moving and storing the doll may be an issue; these things are the same size and weight as an actual human being, so it’s kind of like having a dead body around the house all the time. Of course, for those who want a long-term relationship with a partner who never nags and is always ready for sex, it may be worth it. Think about how much you might spend on your girlfriend or the women you date over a ten or 20 year period and do the math. Buying a £5,000 sex doll might actually save you money, plus a lot of time and aggravation. Or if your looking for something a little easier to hide, Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator at £270 its 20lbs of pure body with no arms or legs.

Sex dollsPocket Pussies
At YouOnlyWetter we know not everyone can afford, and don’t really need a whole silicone fembot, how about we just concentrate on the good parts, like the pussy and ass? Fake pussies, or pocket pussies, are a much more reasonable and viable alternative for those on a budget or those who just feel too ridiculous blowing up a sex doll and humping it. Of course, fucking a disembodied vagina or butt is kind of weird in its own right, but when you get right down to it, after a certain point isn’t that where all your attention is anyway?

If you’re interested in getting your own little piece of faux tail, we suggest you avoid the cheaper rubber models, and head straight for the silicone or Cyberskin models. Cyberskin and its cousins provide an amazingly flesh-like feeling. They’re soft, stretchy, and have a texture that feels eerily like human skin. Cyberskin pussies are often pretty realistically modeled, but it’s probably more the feel than the look that you’ll be interested in, and these babies can feel like the real deal. Throw in a little vibration or some noduled passageways, and maybe they feel better than real. If you want to be a star fucker, you can get a pussy molded from your favorite porn queen, like Tera Patrick, Julie Ashton, or Jenna Jameson.

As you can see, sex dolls can be either strictly for laughs, or very serious business. If you’re interested in hooking up with some artificial action, consider what you want from the experience and what you’re willing to pay. Sex dolls, fake pussies, and masturbators can all enhance your solo love life in different ways. Just make sure your expectations are realistic, because often the love dolls aren’t.

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Sex dolls. Blow-up Bettys. Inflatable girlfriends. If you've encountered one, chances are it was at a party or some similar event.
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Well, my name is Jon the Owner of You Only Wetter a 37-year-old, Poly practicing, Dom with two great kids. I am a happy busy internet geek with a love of all things Google and I love spending time sitting on the sofa watching the latest Dr. Who, Mythbusters or a movie. I am a nudist mostly at home but do like to go down to the beach and bare all or go for a little walk around some hidden woodland really would like to do the whole nudist holiday :)

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